Familiarity seems to breed contempt

I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that.

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

If you have half a story and you don't know the rest, you use what you have to pry the rest out of someone.

Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror.

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.