Familiarity seems to breed contempt

I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware.

To make a point of declaring friendship is to cheapen it. For men's emotions are very rarely put into words successfully.

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.

In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.

When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.