In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.

A man has to BE something; he has to matter.

All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips from Losers. Remember that.

By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.

There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.