I guess I'm just courtly until people get in my way. You'll find most Southerners are like that.

By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

By the time I got to high school I knew what I was gonna do. Mainly because I looked around and saw there wasn't much else I was able to do. I was a criminal. I was a juvenile delinquent.

Wake up and ponder the future