I guess I'm just courtly until people get in my way. You'll find most Southerners are like that.

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

That's where Time magazine lives ... way out there on the puzzled, masturbating edge, peering through the keyhole and selling what they see to the big wide world of chamber of commerce voyeurs who support the public prints.

All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.