It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh** and die.

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed.

Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.