And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

Fear is a healthy instinct, not a sign of weakness. It is a natural self-defense mechanism that is common to felines, wolves, hyenas, and most humans. Even fruit bats know fear, and I salute them for it. If you think the world is weird now, imagine how weird it would be if wild beasts had no fear.

It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Familiarity seems to breed contempt