The McGovern/McCarthy type candidacies have disappointed too many people, because of a disillusionment with the candidates themselves.

Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.

It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and - in spite of True Romance magazines - we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way.

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.