To make a point of declaring friendship is to cheapen it. For men's emotions are very rarely put into words successfully.

Bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. He hates music, football and sex, in no particular order, and he is no fun at all.

I was not proud of what I had learned but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.

Smart people understand that there is no such thing as paranoia. It is just another mask for ignorance.

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.