The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.

There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshit if he really wants to. It’s a goddamned luxury, and if I were you, I’d take advantage of it while you can.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.

The pleasure is in the path, the search for something good.

What the hell is the sense of trying to hold the Democratic party together, if it's really a party of expediency, something that's put together every four years?