The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly

It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs.

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

Wake up and ponder the future