There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death?

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way.