I measure my life in pages. If I have pages at dawn, it's been a good night.

It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.

I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky and I learned, early on, that Habitual Domination was a natural way of life.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.