What the hell is the sense of trying to hold the Democratic party together, if it's really a party of expediency, something that's put together every four years?

I went to the Democratic Convention as a journalist, and returned a cold-blooded revolutionary.

I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine.

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.