I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.

There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body.

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.

Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life.

"Drugs" are not necessarily narcotics. The narcotic is one type of drug and coffee is a drug... booze is a drug... many drugs.... They're all around us.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.