Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.

Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Though I was careful never to mention it, I began to see a new dimension in everything that happened.

Good people drink good beer.

You took too much man, too much, too much.