When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Life is beautiful and living is pain.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

I am surprised and embarrassed to be a part of the first American generation to leave the country in far worse shape than it was when we first came into it.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.