When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a lot of criminals rich. Should be legalized for a matter of sanity.

I’m a word freak. I like words. I’ve always compared writing to music. That’s the way I feel about good paragraphs. When it really works, it’s like music.

It was obvious that he was a man who marched through life to the rhythms of some drum I would never hear.

Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House.

Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror.