I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging by the way people who are normally quite sensible dissolve into gibbering, rude, opinionated and bombastic idiots once the alcohol molecules in their bloom-stream outnumber the neutrons, or whatever. Luckily, one only notices this if one stays sober oneself, so the solution is as pleasant (at the time, at least) as it is obvious.

Any theory which causes solipsism to seem just as likely an explanation for the phenomena it seeks to describe ought to be held in the utmost suspicion.

I wouldn't like to be a character in one of my books!

I just think people overvalue argument because they like to hear themselves talk.

I'm a devoted husband. That must strike you as totally deviant.

It's a library, only the stupid or the evil are afraid of those

There's an old Sysan saying that the soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it.