O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa

I do a lot of writing in my capacity as the creative director for a marketing agency. These days, though, I'm trying to write a little bit most evenings just to keep the creative juices flowing.

True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st. -Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi

- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A man with helpmate and with children too?/ A man who hath his Empire serv'd with pride?/ A man, perhaps, who wish'd for perfect peace?/ What'er thou wert, goodman, thy pardon grant/ Unto the one who took thy place: e'en me.

Mostly, I hope that by having some fun with Shakespeare's style I'll encourage young people who are intimidated by Shakespeare to give him a try.

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa