It reads better than it lives

Unfortunately most ways of making big money take a long time. By the time one has made the money one is too old to enjoy it.

Our prisons are full of people who think they're Napoleon..or God.

I'm looking for Commander James Bond, not an overgrown stunt man. [on meeting Sean Connery]

Never job backwards. What might have been was a waste of time.

Everyone has the revolver of resignation in his pocket.

As a result of 50 years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits... the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied.