My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.
Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.
You said love, I say chemical imbalance.
You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.
Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.
Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.