I won't do anything for money. I won't compromise my manhood.

"Are We There Yet?" was the perfect title, because it's such a common saying. And having made the movie with the same name kinda locks it all in.

Keep everybody out your business, that's how you do it. And I mean everybody. It ain't about having a relationship outside of the house. It's about having a relationship within each other. When something go down don't be calling your sister or your mother; I'm not gonna be calling my brother or uncles. We're gonna work it out.

I identify with the bottom of the pyramid, because, outside of having money, I am at the bottom of the pyramid.

You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.

Can't step from one movie set to the next. Only Samuel L. Jackson can do that. All us mere mortals can't do that!

There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion.