How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

I'm not ashamed to dress "like a woman" because I don't think it's shameful to be a woman.

Stages are getting higher and higher, and I'm getting older and older.

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad. Then I got out of high school and moved out of the house, and I just started, for lack of a better term, running free.

I think that prosecuting some college kid because she shared a file is a lot like sending somebody to Australia 200 years ago for poaching his lordship's rabbit. That's how it must seem to poor people who just want to watch a crappy movie for free after they’ve been working themselves to death all day at Tesco or whatever, you know.

I've probably been spit on more that any person alive outside of, I would say, a member of the prison system.