How am I going to listen to that horrible noise I make without a gram of coke and a couple of double Jack Daniels?

Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

I'm not the kind of person that likes to be dependent.

If I had to depend on what I actually get from sales, I'd be tending bar between sets.

My general take on American music since 1969 is that it's just getting stiffer and people are getting more uptight - audience, performance, and palace guard.

I kinda feel like everything comes full circle in life, even though that's a cliche.

Life is just a bag of pot.