Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a boyfriend, get it out, fight, be angry for five minutes, and then move past it. Don't let it fester; don't hold a grudge. If you do, that's when it will get worse and worse.

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.