I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.