When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.