You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.