Sometimes I feel like tap-dancing, screeching, unscrewing light bulbs, pulling curtains, combing hair, doing knee bends, handstands and turning somersaults out there.

One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will be the end of my career, but I will be happy.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.

I was always rather nasty. I was willing to be friends with the Devil, just to cross the bridge.

My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything.