We've surrounded the most vital and commonplace human function with a vast morass of taboos, convention, hypocrisy, and plain claptrap.

Prolonged statistics are a lethal dose, which if it does not kill will certainly dispel your audience.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

Next to a good meal and possibly a long night's sleep the greatest morale builder ... is clothes.

When traveling abroad if you see something you yearn for if you can afford it at all, buy it. If you don't you'll regret it all your life.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

To me travel is triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection.