Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.
Ilona AndrewsGeorgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
Ilona AndrewsMy investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up.
Ilona AndrewsAunt B walked out onto the helipad wearing loose yoga pants. โIโm just here to stretch. Kate, want to help?โ โSure.โ Thirty seconds later, as I was flying through the air, I decided that this wasnโt the best idea.
Ilona AndrewsIm's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My children get drunk, confuse a herd of cows with an enemy regiment, and slaughter the lot, screaming like lunatics until the entire army panics.
Ilona Andrews