It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.

You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.

He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

She could've stared into those eyes for a thousand years and never noticed the time passing by.

I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him.” Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. “And?” "You’re the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.