I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.

I took the jacket off, changed my T-shirt for a dark gray tank top, slipped on the tangle of the back sheath, and put the jacket on again. Thugs are us. Great. Just add a super-tight ponytail and loads of mascara, and I’d be ripe to play a supervillain’s evil mistress. Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.

He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.

This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge.