I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds." "Um..." Gaston looked at him. "No he won't." "Bet me something." "I don't have anything." Kaldar grimaced. "Pick up that rock." Gaston swiped the rock off the ground. "Now you have a rock. I bet this five bucks against your rock." Gaston grinned. "Deal.

Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible.

Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.

Settle down, Princess. It’s not my first time.