I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.

Is there anything else you need to tell me?” Every time I look at you, I have to put a leash on myself. “No.

Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

The woman frowned. "I probably should have mentioned that annoying habit of letting people come to the wrong conclusions and not correcting them? He got it from me.

You call that evening the odds? You demolished them." Demolished. He liked that. "I left you one." "I noticed." "I promised to share," he told her. "Manners are very important in the Weird. Lying would be quite impolite.

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...