On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.
Ilona AndrewsShapeshifter parenting mottoโif your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.
Ilona AndrewsBehind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. "Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds." "Um..." Gaston looked at him. "No he won't." "Bet me something." "I don't have anything." Kaldar grimaced. "Pick up that rock." Gaston swiped the rock off the ground. "Now you have a rock. I bet this five bucks against your rock." Gaston grinned. "Deal.
Ilona AndrewsVampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. Iโm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome.
Ilona AndrewsWhatโs the deal with the hair?โ Curran tore his gaze from the book and grimaced. โGrows every flare. Canโt help it." We stared at each other. โWaiting for the Fabio joke,โ he said.
Ilona AndrewsDid he just rip out the engine?" I asked. "Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman. He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.
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