Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.

He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.

Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nobody came out, and laughed.

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.