I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.
Ilona AndrewsWe have to get the Diamond. And Cesareโs head.โ They looked at me. โWhy the head?โ Doolittle asked. โBecause itโs easy to carry and I can torture it for a long time.โ And I didnโt just say it out loud, did I? I checked their faces. Yep, I did.
Ilona AndrewsIf a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, donโt compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and heโll be thrilled, because he took you there.
Ilona AndrewsOn the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to blink (his velvet brown eyes framed in embarassingly long lashes) a few times, and they would all faint.
Ilona Andrews