It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.
Ilona AndrewsHe finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. โEleven out of twelve work fine. Iโd say thatโs better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.
Ilona AndrewsWhy is everyone calling me Consort?" "Jim designated you as Consort in official papers. You don't want to be called Mate, calling you Alpha is confusing, and 'Beast Lady' makes people laugh.
Ilona AndrewsI got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
Ilona AndrewsJack didnโt fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didnโt comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesusโ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldnโt stop laughing and had to sit down.
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