I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?

Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she’d hook me up with a clue

Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to the ground. We will kill you, your families, your neighbors, your pets, and anyone who will stand in our path. An attack on my family will not go unpunished.

...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.

In there?' She nodded. 'You want us to go into the tortoise?' Another nod. 'It's alive.' Another nod.

Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.

He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck