I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?

I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad things happen: someone dies, someone loses a loved one, young love is crushed. It's much harder to make a man laugh-what's funny to one person isn't funny to another.

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?

The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

Long strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavement, sending a heady scent of jasmine to swirl through the air. Perfumed monster spit. What was the world coming to?