You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll, stuffed a dead bird into it, and made it walk around. And then they were puzzled why you got upset.

Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.

I know people who will gently persuade you to be forthcoming.

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?