Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.

I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him.” Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. “And?” "You’re the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.

I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.

Jealous of the actors now, are we?" "What, of some fancy boy on the screen? Inconceivable." Oh, this was going to be good.

Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

Just once I want it to be easy and neat. But no, there is never a good decision. I pick what I can live with.