The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. "See?" Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. "That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.

Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.

I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.

All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.

Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.