Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise.

And did you have to hack his arms off?” “Yes, I did. He wouldn’t go through the door.” “You say it like you’re proud of it." I was proud of it. It was an example of quick thinking in a difficult situation.

Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.

Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.

The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.

You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

I realized that I'm a child." William looked point-blank at her chest. "No.