Shapeshifter parenting mottoโif your kid slit somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.
Ilona AndrewsI came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. โEveryone brought a pet. I feel left out.โ An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak house, skidded on the floor, smashed into my chair, and dropped a dead rat on my lap. Awesome.
Ilona AndrewsIโd signed six things and my stack wasnโt getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.
Ilona Andrews