He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.

I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take someone else's friend away from them.

Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.

If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

Long strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavement, sending a heady scent of jasmine to swirl through the air. Perfumed monster spit. What was the world coming to?