Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.
Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back
Put your badass face on and follow me.
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.