It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.

Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot.

He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

The monster licked his lips, long lines of whiskers twitching, and spoke in a deep growl. "Pretty, aren't I?" Curran. In midform. I broke from his gaze. "Adorable.

Your headlights don't scare me.

I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.