...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.
Ilona AndrewsMy tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.
Ilona AndrewsI finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay.
Ilona AndrewsIn a perfect world, Joshuaโs vertically gifted murderer wouldโve had himself a monologue before rampaging, during which he loudly and clearly wouldโve announced his full name, occupation, religious preference, preferably with his godโs country and time period of origin, his goals, dreams, and aspirations, and the location of his lair. But nobody had ever accused post-Shift Atlanta of being perfect.
Ilona AndrewsAcross from me at the next row of supports Jim raised his hand and touched his fingers to his thumb a few times, imitating an opening and closing beak. Negotiate. He wanted me to engage a lunatic who had already turned four people into smoking meat. Okay. I could do that. โAlright, Jeremy!โ I yelled into the night. โGive me the salamander and I wonโt cut your head off!โ Jim put his hand over his face and did some shaking. I thought he was laughing, but I couldnโt be sure.
Ilona AndrewsYou need a name.โ I covered the receiver for a moment. โWe need a team name.โ โHunters,โ Raphael said. โValiant Knights of the Fur,โ Dali said. โJustice Group,โ Jim said. โSince Justice League is taken.โ โFools.โ Doolittle shook his head. โFools,โ I said into the receiver.
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