"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."
Ilona AndrewsUnfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines, Hector worked during magic or tech. He didn't go very fast, especially during magic, but so far he hadn't stalled on me either. As long as our high-speed chases stayed under forty-five miles an hour, we would be all set.
Ilona AndrewsCerise ran through the course in her mind. โThree miles, stream on the right, Mozer Lake, Tinybear, Bigbear, Millerโs Path.โ She paused, not sure if sheโd said it correctly. โThree miles, stream on the right, Mozer Lake, Tinybear, Bigbear, Millerโs Path.โ โThank you, Dora. Put the sword back into Backpack and weโll go.โ He nodded at the river. โWho is Dora?โ โYou are. Dora the Explorer. Vamanos. Put the sword away or I will take it from you.
Ilona AndrewsSo this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores with a gnome and a mountain man." "Yep" "What's your plan for tomorrow? Brunch with a unicorn?
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