She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.

Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she’d hook me up with a clue

Sometimes, when you crave certain feelings, you'll trick yourself into thinking the other person is something other than what he apears.

I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take someone else's friend away from them.

The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.