Just once I want it to be easy and neat. But no, there is never a good decision. I pick what I can live with.
Ilona AndrewsMy tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scratches looked suspiciously like letters. I climbed on a chair and looked at it from above. MINE. Oh, that's great. Fantastic. So mature. Perhaps he would pull my pigtails next or stick a tack on my seat.
Ilona AndrewsDid I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.
Ilona AndrewsAs one, the shapechangers turned and looked at me. I wondered what they'd do if I asked to borrow a cup of sugar.
Ilona AndrewsIt was his eyes. When you looked into them, you saw chained violence baring teeth and claws back at you.
Ilona AndrewsShe handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.
Ilona Andrews