You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a deep growl. "You're not an idiot," I told him. "You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.

You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.

So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores with a gnome and a mountain man." "Yep" "What's your plan for tomorrow? Brunch with a unicorn?

I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay.

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.