Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.

Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.

What kind of woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?

How are you?" "Perfectly fine," he said. "Are your ribs broken?" "Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully." "Did this settle anything?" "It made me feel better," he said, sitting up. "Did you see me kick him in the kidneys?" "I saw.

Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black jeans and leather, who wanted to chase her down and have his evil way with her.

The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a bullet.

Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?” “I’m not implying. I’m saying it.