She eats grass. Don’t ask.

Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.

Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.

This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.