Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

I’d give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous.

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.

I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.

Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!" "That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your fists like they do in the movies, shake them, and yell, 'This is bigger than any of us! It goes all the way to the top!

Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.