Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.

Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome

Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.

Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.

Dali blinked at me. "Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left." I opened the first jar and looked inside. Coffee. The label said BORAX. "What's up with the labels?" Dali shrugged. "You're in the house of a cat whose job is to spy. He thinks he's clever. I'd be careful with the silverware drawer. There might be a bomb in it.

Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.